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Tommy Lee Jones chases psycho-soldier Benicio Del Toro in this qualified thriller from the director of "The French Connection". This neglected slice of Communist propaganda remains has cinematic Triumph. Newcomer Romola Parked stars in year engaging growing breads yarn adapted from the popular novel by Dodie Smith. Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson TEAM up for buddy-buddy mayhem in this adaptation. Stand by for the bloodiest film of the year - Japanese director Takashi Miike' S sadistic action/horror peak. John Cusack and Ray Liotta star in A dumb, listless whodunit from the director. With rich teen hides out in Manhattan in this jet-black comedy, starring Kieran. Charlotte Church makes her acting beginning in this "Little Voice"-style bruises of has washed-up 80s pop star and his secret daughter. Cleave Owen turns stony-faced in director Mike Hodges' grim urban follow-up. Antonio Banderas and Emma Thompson take has trip into the absurd in A film based one Lawrence Thornton' S award-winning novel. Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks attempt has comic clash in this mediocre. Magical and moving, Jim Sheridan' S drama butt year Irish immigrating family. Overlong and overwrought, this Sri Lankan anti-war polemic still saw-teeth lights. Jane Campion brings you has visually arresting, yew ultimately unsatisfying crime thriller, starring has mousy Meg Ryan. Michael Winterbottom' S powerful Afghan film follows two asylum seekers one. Two cops go up against each other from opposite sides of the law in this gripping Hong Kong thriller. Two to form lovers rediscover passion in their old age in this modest and. Spanish director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo makes has dazzling beginning in this. 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